My parents drive down to Florida every year and always stop and get big bags of pecans from the big pecan tourist stops along I-75. Typically Ad**** Pecans. We always have them bring us back a nice stock of pecans and pecan-related stuff.
Hey, a perfectly legitimate business name got censored out of my post! It's Ad c o c k Pecans. Even though there's a giant sign for Adcock along the interstate, you can totally stop there without embarrassment. They just sell nuts. I mean, pecans.